The life of every man is a diary in which he means to write one story, and writes another.
- J. M. Barrie
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Young couple playing records spread out on living room floor. Ohio, 1955.
(Source: fuckyeahvintage-retro)
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Girl 1:
My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans.
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Girl 2:
My boyfriend looks best in leather jacket.
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Me:
My boyfriend looks best in 1080P HD.
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homosaurus-rex:
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
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assap:
manchester really need to re-think their city merchandise
because right now they just look like the biggest my chemical romance fans on earth

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Friend:
Why do you have so many yellow t-shirts?
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Me:
They gave them to me.
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Friend:
Can't you ask for a purple one?
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Me:
I don't know, ask for a free purple shirt at a school whose colors are green and gold. Sounds legit.
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Friends:
Okay cool! Can you get me one?
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Me:
No.
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